I hate all girls vehemently.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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