dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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