Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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