If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize