don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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