Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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