If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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