Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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