Only a mothe r could love this liver
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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