I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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