when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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