Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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