Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I love having hate sex.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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