whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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