oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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