Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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