Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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