Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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