I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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