Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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