I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you had me at cake vodka
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
