i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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