dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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