at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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