Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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