It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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