even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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