I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
What changed your mind?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica