She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
be right there i have to get my cape
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.