She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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