I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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