I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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