I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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