i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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