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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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