i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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