so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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