i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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