i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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