You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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