your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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