DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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