I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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