where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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