i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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