Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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