We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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