STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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