youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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