I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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