I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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