when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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