I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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